An unnamed or hypothetical manufactured article. A meta-thing. Used to stand for a real object in didactic examples. Legend has it that the original widgets were holders for buggy whips. These days the term is synonymous with snarky purveyors of slash fanfiction. The whips came with.

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Disclaimer: The characters and universe contained in this story are the property of the C. S. Forester estate, Meridian Broadcasting, the Arts & Entertainment Television, and probably lots of other people, none of whom is me, alas. No infringement on their copyright is implied, and the author relinquishes all right to litigation should a future storyline coincide with this story in any way.

Summary:Education begins a gentleman. Conversation completes him.
Category: Romance, drama, angst
Pairing: Horatio/Archie
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/Warnings: "The Duel," "The Duchess and the Devil," "The Wrong War"
Date Updated: 31 August 2003

Summary: A chance encounter proves most felicitous.
Category: Romance, drama
Pairing: Horatio/Archie/Edrington. Yes, you read that right.
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/Warnings: "The Wrong War".
Date Updated: 6 November 2003

Summary: Life brings many lessons. Some of them are pleasant; some of them are not.
Category: Romance, drama, angst
Pairing: Horatio/Archie
Rating: R
Spoilers/Warnings: "The Duel." Implied nastiness, but nothing graphic.
Date Updated: 27 January 2004

Summary: Sometimes revenge is a dish best served hot
Category: Farce, smut, humour
Pairing: Horatio/Archie/Edrington
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/Warnings: None.
Date Updated: 23 May 2004

Summary:When Archie met Freddy.
Category: Gen, friendship, kidfic
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Spoilers/Warnings: none. This story is so clean it squeaks.
Date Updated: 23 January 2005

Summary: A path not taken.
Category: Het, slash, AU, fictional scholarship
Pairing: Archie/Kitty, Archie/Edrington/OFC
Rating: G
Spoilers/Warnings: none.
Date Updated: 23 January 2005

Summary: A path not taken. Addendum to Theatricality
Category: Het, slash, AU, fictional scholarship
Pairing: Archie/Kitty, Archie/Edrington/OFC and general implied naughtiness.
Rating: PG
Spoilers/Warnings: none.
Date Updated: 23 January 2005

Summary: One rainy night in Plymouth.
Category: Romance, drama
Pairing: Horatio/Archie
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/Warnings: none.
Date Updated: 23 January 2005

Summary: There's nothing like a good, old-fashioned roll in the hay.
Category: Romance, PWP
Pairing: Horatio/Archie
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/Warnings: none.
Date Updated: 23 January 2005

Summary: When the catīs away, the mice will play, or so the saying goes. But what happens when kitty is home?
Category: Romance, drama
Pairing: Horatio/Archie/Kitty Cobham
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/Warnings: slash and het, general references to “The Duchess and the Devil".
Date Updated: 23 January 2005

Summary: Kennedy pretends; so does Edrington
Category: Drama, angst
Pairing: Archie/Edrington
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/Warnings: none.
Date Updated: 23 January 2005

Summary: Home can take many forms and not all of them are made of brick and stone.
Category: Romance, drama
Pairing: Horatio/Archie
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/Warnings: none.
Date Updated: 23 January 2005

Summary: A sweet interlude on a snowy day.
Category: Romance, PWP
Pairing: Horatio/Archie
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/Warnings: none.
Date Updated: 23 January 2005

Summary: Stories in 100 words
Category: drabble, gen, het, slash
Pairing: Multiple
Rating: G-R
Spoilers/Warnings: Everthing through "Loyalty"
Date Updated: 29 January