Widget: An unnamed or hypothetical manufactured article. A meta-thing. Used to stand for a real object in didactic examples. Legend has it that the original widgets were holders for buggy whips. These days the term is synonymous with snarky purveyors of slash fanfiction. The whips came with.

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Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. I have written these stories for entertainment purposes only and no money whatsoever has exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author(s). Not to be archived elsewhere without permission of the author.

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Humour | Romance | Drama

Please note that many of the stories on this page are slash. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, slash stories are those which present a romantic and/or sexual relationship between members of the same sex. Other stories may be unsuitable for younger audiences because of the adult themes that they contain. All stories are rated for content and clear warnings are given for adult themes. Please note this rating and any warnings before proceeding to the story, and be aware that clicking on any links indicates that you are of an age to be able to read such material and that you are clear on what the story contains.

Hunour

The Unadvertised Dangers of Creole Cooking

Summary: Based on a true story. OK, not really, but wouldn’t it be really cool if it were?

Category: Humour, slash, Jack/Daniel.
Rating: NC17
Spoilers/Warnings: None. Warnings for bad language and sex.
Date Updated: 23 January 2005

 

Helpful Cooking Tips

Summary: Necessity is the mother of invention.

Category: Humour, slash, Jack/Daniel.
Rating: NC17
Spoilers/Warnings: None. Warnings for bad language and sex.
Date Updated: 31 August 2003

 

The Stalker Thor Chronicles

Summary: The not so secret tales of Supreme Commander Thor and his fascination with a certain USAF colonel. Admirer or stalker? You decide.

Category: Humour
Pairing: Not really applicable, but some implied Jack/Daniel in 'Missing Glyph'
Rating: PG13
Spoilers/Warnings: Points of View, Fragile Balance
Date Updated: 31 August 2003

Parallax
Legendary
Missing Glyph

 

The Laundry Cycle

Summary: Jack and Daniel come clean.

Category: Humour, Slash
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: NC17
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Date Updated: 4 July 2002

Part 1: Rinse Cycle
Part 2: Spin Cycle
Part 3: Tumble Dry
Part 4: Fluff n' Fold

 

Slow Boil, or How to Seduce an Archaeologist

Summary: Jack tries his hand at a bit of cooking.

Category: Humour, slash, established relationship
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: NC17
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Date Updated: 4 July 2002

 

Fractured Fairytales

Summary: A thorough and totally unrepentant abuse of classic fairy tales.

Category: Humour, Implied slash
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: PG through to R
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Date Updated: 4 July 2002

Little Red Riding Bandana
Cinderdaniel
For more stories in the series, visit Spring's Page

 

Heir Apparent

Summary: Jack's kids are all growed up.

Category: Humour, general.
Rating: PG13
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for 'The Fifth Man' and 'Ascension'. Tag for 'The Fifth Man'. Warnings for bad language.
Date Updated: 4 July 2002

 

Bluestoke: The Legend of Daniel, Lord of the Spacemonkeys

Summary: The legend of Daniel, Lord of the Spacemonkeys

Category: Humour, slash, AU. First time and established relationship.
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: NC17
Spoilers/Warnings: Minor spoilers for 'The Gamekeeper' and 'Crystal Skull'. Warnings for bad language and sex.
Date Updated: 4 July 2002

Part 1 | Part 2

 

The Comeuppance Series

Summary: How would General Hammond deal with 'the boys' after some of their actions?

Category: Humour, slash, established relationship.
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: NC17
Spoilers/Warnings: Minor spoilers for the first few episodes of Season 5, including 'The Tomb' and 'Rites of Passage'. Warnings for bad language and sex.
Date Updated: 4 July 2002

Comeuppance I - by Spring
Comeuppance II - The Presentation - by Widget
Comeuppance III - Just Desserts - by Spring

 

Romance

No Regrets

Summary: Episode Tags for 48 Hours

Category: Angst, established relationship, romance.
Pairing: Daniel/Paul
Rating: NC17
Spoilers/Warnings: 48 Hours. Warnings for bad language and sex.

Date Updated: 31 August 2003

Part 1: No Regrets
Part 2: Occasio Praeceps

 

Masquerade

Summary: Jack and Daniel have a little holiday fun.

Category: Humour, established relationship, romance.
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: NC17
Spoilers/Warnings:Very mild spoilers for "Ascension," "The Fifth Man," "Between Two Fires," "2001." Warnings for bad language and sex.

Date Updated: 4 July 2002

Part 1: Masquerade
Part 2: Eye of the Beholder, aka Lassie's Revenge

 

Sizzle

Summary: Daniel, Paul and a storeroom on sublevel 29. Do I need to draw a picture?

Category: PWP
Pairing: Daniel/Paul
Rating: NC17
Spoilers/Warnings: None. Warnings for bad language and sex.
Date Updated: 4 July 2002

 

Tempus Fugit

Summary: Paul contemplates

Category: Romance, angst.
Pairing: Daniel/Paul
Rating: NC17
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for Nemesis, Small Victories, Chain Reaction. Warnings for bad language and sex.
Date Updated: 4 July 2002

 

Drama

Past Imperfect

Summary: Memory is a curious thing.

Category: Drama, angst Jack/Daniel.
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for "Fallen" and "Homecoming," minor spoilers for "Need," "The Light," and no doubt lots of other stuff.
Date Updated: 23 January 2005

 

Enduring

Summary: The events of ‘Solitudes´ as seen from a different perspective.

Category: Daniel/Teal´c friendship. Gen, angst, drama.
Rating: PG
Spoilers/Warnings: Major spoilers for "Solitudes".
Date Updated: 23 January 2005

 

No, Thank You, John

Summary: Relationships change.

Category: Angst
Pairing: Jack/Daniel, Daniel/Paul Davis
Rating: NC17
Spoilers/Warnings:
Spoilers for seasons 1-4, including Broca Divide, Singularity, Matter of Time, Into the Fire, Foothold, Hundred Days, Shades of Gray, Crystal Skull, Nemesis, Small Victories, The Other Side, Divide and Conquer, Tangent, The Curse, Serpent's Venom. Warnings for graphic m/m sex, bad language, bad judgment and bad timing.
Date Updated: 4 July 2002

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

 

Serpentine

Summary: Destinies collide.

Category: AU, drama, angst, romance, first time.
Pairing: Jack/Daniel, Daniel/OMC
Rating: R/NC17
Spoilers/Warnings:
spoils nothing; warnings for language, sexual situations .
Date Updated: 15 March 2003

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10